Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I'm Sorry

I try to run a family-friendly outfit here, but sometimes you gotta go for the Dick Pole jokes.

5 comments:

Crowhop said...

How is Richmond Lockwood Sexson not on the list? That is the best porn name in the history of porn names. I guess him not being on an active roster hurts his candidacy. Shame too because you know his folks would be proud.

Drew said...

Lance Johnson and Butch Huskey were in the Mets outfield at the same time. I'm just saying.

Jason said...

The Tigers just called up Dane Sardinha. Sounds like it could be in play...

JDS said...

The list left off Randy Johnson and Dick Pole. AND one of the best baseball names ever, Rusty Kuntz.

There was also a minor leaguer named Ethan Faggett (maybe just one t?) in the 1990s. I was once talking to a broadcaster (Matt Vasgersian), who told me that he and his minor league partner (might have been Steve Lyons) had decided not to make any kind of joke or insinuation during the game. Then one of them said "The scouting report says Faggett likes to go the other way" and they just lost it.

Jason said...

Can someone explain to me how Brian Bannister is on the list? Kind of a stretch.

Mark Lemke seems kinda pornish.

What about Don Slaught?