Thursday, August 21, 2008

A Maize of Intrigue

This is not baseball, but a huge portion of my readers are on the coasts, and sometimes people ask me what it's like living in Ohio. I usually lie and say that life is free and easy in the Midwest, but I can't keep up this charade any longer. Things are rough here, baby.

And no, I'm not cherry-picking stories for a cheap joke. That place is only a couple of miles from my house, and I had really looked forward to going this fall.

Somebody, please kill me and put me out of my misery.

2 comments:

Michael said...

You live near the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, that's reason enough.

Chadillac said...

I thought this was going to be a Field of Dreams inspired story. Why Jack Hannah and a koala? That's a little odd.